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    November 04

    猫奴日记三——Fly high in the sky

    最近迷上了美剧Weeds,中文名更劲爆点,《单身毒妈》,讲述一个毒贩的成长史,如何从一个买进卖出的小dealer,到大规模种植自给自足,再到和政界人物纠纠结结……如果你以为这是一部充满碟中谍无间道的美剧,那就大错特错了,事实是,这是一部充满黑色幽默的绝望主妇的毒贩版。
    两个感叹:
    女主人公真实彪悍啊彪悍,如果我也能这么彪悍就好了;
    大麻真是梦幻啊梦幻,如果我也能……打住!
     
    可是我实在是很好奇,所以决定不妨给Maruko来一点。于是我找到了catnip这个所谓“猫毒品”的神奇东东。
     
    网上的说法是“catnip对猫咪生理有兴奋作用,作用很短暂,既不会让猫咪上瘾,也不会有副作用,稍微的增加猫咪的心跳,是属于愉快轻飘飘的感觉。它们得到有猫薄荷的玩具或猫薄荷草,会有很可爱的滑稽动作,像是东闻闻西舔舔,嘴巴咀嚼样(可是嘴里却没有东西)、脸部四处磨蹭、快乐的在地上打滚或扭来扭去,有些猫还会挖洞、用脚握住你,全身四处抓所有的猫科动物(老虎、狮子……catnip都有反应
     
    于是给Maruko买了个充填catnip的老鼠玩具,然后伊就疯掉了,疯掉了,结果就悲剧了……
    Maruko在我脚下疯跑的时候被我不当心踩了一脚。从来没有打过她一下,这次估计真的踩疼了,小家伙一声不吭地走到老远,回头看我一眼,居然眼泪汪汪的……
    我的天啊……555
     
    毒品真的是不能碰,那个是要家破人亡滴!

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    Wei Liwrote:
    哈哈,笑死了,我家的肥猫对catnip一点反应也没有,可能和胖子没有x欲是一个道理吧。羡慕你一下你家机灵的小东西~
    Nov. 5
    bin Binwrote:
    换室友。
    Nov. 5
    mei meiwrote:
    我寝室的死阿三对猫过敏。。。不然我也要养一只...
    Nov. 5
    哈哈哈~~~好戏剧啊~~~
    Nov. 4

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